{"id":13033,"date":"2026-04-10T19:18:58","date_gmt":"2026-04-10T18:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=13033"},"modified":"2026-04-10T19:58:44","modified_gmt":"2026-04-10T18:58:44","slug":"haager-bauernregeln-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=13033","title":{"rendered":"Haager Bauernregeln 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:#f0dd09\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Achtung-Achtung: \u00fcberspitzte, humoristische Einlage!<\/mark><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Es gibt immer <em>weniger<\/em> Bauernh\u00f6fe. Was liegt n\u00e4her, als daf\u00fcr <em>mehr<\/em> Bauernregeln aufzustellen. Alternativ k\u00f6nnten wir auch sicherstellen, dass nicht so viele H\u00f6fe wegsterben &#8211; z.B. indem wir daf\u00fcr sorgen, dass weniger B\u00f6den verbaut werden oder weniger Gestank von Asphaltwerken zu Biobauernh\u00f6fen r\u00fcberwachelt. Das ist aber nat\u00fcrlich viel weniger lustig. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Darum gibt&#8217;s jetzt &#8211; ungef\u00e4hr so <em>un<\/em>p\u00fcnktlich wie die Antworten, die ich \u00fcberlicherweise auf meine Mails an den Gemeinderat bekomme &#8211; die <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Haager Bauernregeln 2026<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Gepflogenheiten<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenns beim Felbermayr stinkt<br>Dir ganz gratis Kopfweh winkt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Den Autofahrer es nicht st\u00f6rt<br>In der Wiese zu parken, die ihm <em>nicht<\/em> geh\u00f6rt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trinkt wer beim Fr\u00fchschoppen viel Bier<br>dann weisst du: Der ist klar von hier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Liegt der Bierdeckel auf dem Asphalt<br>l\u00e4sst jemand Umweltschutz recht kalt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Man kann sich gegen Vieles impfen<br>aber <em>nicht<\/em> gegen das viel Schimpfen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bist du Teil vom Schwimmverein<br>wird das Bad l\u00e4nger f\u00fcr dich offen sein. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Halluziniert wieder einmal ChatGPT<br>dann war deine Frage ein Schuss ins Knie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">VIPs<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spielt der B\u00fcrgermeister mit im Theater<br>ist sicher: eine Hauptrolle hat er. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">F\u00fcr den Chef der gr\u00fcnen Fraktion:<br>da reicht eine Nebenrolle schon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Unsere Volksvertreter:innen<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zur Sitzung vom Gemeinderat<br>f\u00e4hrt sichs am ges\u00fcndesten per Rad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn der B\u00fcrgermeister dichtet<br>wird die Wahrheit teils vernichtet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Willst du eine Gr\u00fcnen-Zeitung sehen<br>Warte, dass viele Monate vergehen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn du die Gr\u00fcnen-Zeitung buchst<br>Du Werbung ganz vergeblich suchst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wolltest du ganz viel Werbung lesen.<br>bist du in der \u00d6VP-Zeitung richtig gewesen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Luisenh\u00f6he<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn die Gondeln vor sich hin rosten<br>Wird`s dich Steuergelder kosten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wird die Bahn dann abgerissen <br>wird niemand mehr was von Verlusten wissen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn der Hahn kr\u00e4ht auf dem Mist<br>wird die Bahn abgerissen, oder bleibt, wo sie ist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><mark style=\"background-color:#f4d72d\" class=\"has-inline-color\"><strong>Achtung: E<\/strong><\/mark><mark style=\"background-color:#f4d72d\" class=\"has-inline-color\"><strong>nde humoristische Einlage!<\/strong><\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Zum Weiterlesen<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"yl7V82yDwI\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11781\">Hoamatgsang &#8211; neu gewidmet<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Hoamatgsang &#8211; neu gewidmet&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11781&#038;embed=true#?secret=PxbO6Dly3R#?secret=yl7V82yDwI\" data-secret=\"yl7V82yDwI\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"DrgTNfhlVT\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11333\">Warum war niemand da?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Warum war niemand da?&#8220; 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visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Update: Perspektive Landwirt-schaft&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=7874&#038;embed=true#?secret=SlYUsF4WOZ#?secret=NZNZkmBlhH\" data-secret=\"NZNZkmBlhH\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"woKftWvil3\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8597\">People to be Bauer<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;People to be Bauer&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8597&#038;embed=true#?secret=AopGDLiJsC#?secret=woKftWvil3\" data-secret=\"woKftWvil3\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.perspektive-landwirtschaft.at\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Perspektive Landwirtschaft <\/a>&#8211; Organisation f\u00fcr ausserfamil\u00e4re Hof\u00fcbergabe. Bek\u00e4mpft aktiv das H\u00f6festerben, indem sie Menschen <em>mit<\/em> Hof (aber ohne Nachfolger:innen) mit Menschen <em>ohne<\/em> Hof (daf\u00fcr mit Hof\u00fcbernahmelust) zusammenf\u00fchrt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"53p5WRjjlp\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?page_id=6963\">B\u00e4uerliche Solidarit\u00e4t &#8211; ad\u00e9?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;B\u00e4uerliche Solidarit\u00e4t &#8211; ad\u00e9?&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?page_id=6963&#038;embed=true#?secret=SQSn5fcKEd#?secret=53p5WRjjlp\" data-secret=\"53p5WRjjlp\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"DKV2k7vDqw\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?page_id=6964\">Boden-Schatz<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Boden-Schatz&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?page_id=6964&#038;embed=true#?secret=XEKU3ImgYY#?secret=DKV2k7vDqw\" data-secret=\"DKV2k7vDqw\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"GR8LO6lzjY\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=9775\">B\u00e4uer:innen begr\u00fc\u00dfen EU- Renaturierungsgesetz<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;B\u00e4uer:innen begr\u00fc\u00dfen EU- Renaturierungsgesetz&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=9775&#038;embed=true#?secret=wLOecioXm5#?secret=GR8LO6lzjY\" data-secret=\"GR8LO6lzjY\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"sXZ9hfzeLD\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8950\">Fenstergucker-&#8222;Splitter&#8220;<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Fenstergucker-&#8222;Splitter&#8220;&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8950&#038;embed=true#?secret=SZEPQjnc1J#?secret=sXZ9hfzeLD\" data-secret=\"sXZ9hfzeLD\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"JDLJcSRlsV\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8584\">Was darf eine Kunstfigur?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Was darf eine Kunstfigur?&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8584&#038;embed=true#?secret=fVZuV9ARXY#?secret=JDLJcSRlsV\" data-secret=\"JDLJcSRlsV\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"VwwYqy6TTX\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8812\">Was ist &#038; darf Satire?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Was ist &#038; darf Satire?&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=8812&#038;embed=true#?secret=wYp2ycf5Os#?secret=VwwYqy6TTX\" data-secret=\"VwwYqy6TTX\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:#f3e263\" class=\"has-inline-color\">Achtung ab hier Satire-Artikel!<\/mark><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"05LMeEWO0a\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=12065\">Luisenh\u00f6he-Saga #1: Die Realit\u00e4ts-verweigerung<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Luisenh\u00f6he-Saga #1: Die Realit\u00e4ts-verweigerung&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=12065&#038;embed=true#?secret=G2pkP0A8Rg#?secret=05LMeEWO0a\" data-secret=\"05LMeEWO0a\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"uFqpFMqigT\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11808\">Tote B\u00f6den:  Bekenner-Plakat?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Tote B\u00f6den:  Bekenner-Plakat?&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11808&#038;embed=true#?secret=Ce0FwZbIhF#?secret=uFqpFMqigT\" data-secret=\"uFqpFMqigT\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"lM9QDX8vZr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11147\">Unschuldig in den Konkurs: So geht&#8217;s!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Unschuldig in den Konkurs: So geht&#8217;s!&#8220; &#8211; platz f\u00fcr alle\" src=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=11147&#038;embed=true#?secret=kVsqDdfdBN#?secret=lM9QDX8vZr\" data-secret=\"lM9QDX8vZr\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-platz-f-r-alle wp-block-embed-platz-f-r-alle\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"h0loSqYlpt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/erlebnis-parkplatz.net\/?p=9784\">Haagerin verst\u00f6\u00dft gegen 3. Gebot!<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"&#8222;Haagerin verst\u00f6\u00dft gegen 3. 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